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🚨 Wall Street’s RECORD HIGH HANGOVER: Will Thursday’s Jobs Report DESTROY It All?!

Markets are partying like there’s no tomorrow — but jobs data might end the keg stand.

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📊 Last Week Recap:
✅ S&P +3.5%
✅ Nasdaq +4.1%
✅ Dow +3.8%
👉 Powell’s “wait and see” = free ride for the bulls
👉 Soft data = rate-cut dream stays alive
👉 Trump delaying tariff nukes calmed nerves

But the real test is Thursday.

🗓️ Jobs Report Preview:

  • 110,000 payrolls expected

  • 4.3% unemployment

  • Wage growth slowing
    👉 Soft number? Rate cuts in September are basically gift-wrapped.
    👉 Hot number? The Fed might ghost the bulls faster than your ex on Tinder.

Trump’s Tariff Fireworks 🎆

  • July 9 deadline confusion

  • Random threats vs. random walk-backs
    👉 One tweet = market kaboom

Fed’s Poker Face 🃏

  • 93% odds for a September cut

  • Powell still hedging
    👉 Thursday will either force his hand or let him stall again

Tech & AI Mania 🚀

  • $NVDA new highs

  • Amazon on fire

  • QuantumScape +30%
    👉 If yields stay tame, AI will keep moonwalking

Trades & Gains Playbook 🧭
✅ Soft jobs = long tech, housing, AI
✅ Hot jobs = fade growth, watch bonds spike
✅ Tariff panic = commodities rotate higher

👉 Stay nimble, stay hedged, and drop your trade ideas in the comments!

Not financial advice — just decoding this clown car with a wink.

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