🎆 Wall Street’s 4th of July Options Freakshow — Brought to You by Investor Central Club
If you thought the 4th of July fireworks were impressive, Wall Street’s big money decided to set off M-80s with your retirement money.
✅ MSTR went full Bitcoin cult mode: $142M in calls praying for Saylor’s dream to live on
✅ GLD call buyers hedging a recession with $16M bets on gold — because “the dollar is dead” is the boomer rally cry since 1971
✅ HOOD calls? $13M. Retail gonna retail.
✅ SPY puts stacking $12M ahead of CPI — these suits love hedging your barbecue
✅ META calls to $950 in 2026? Zuckerberg still thinks he can build the Matrix.
Oh, and the dark pool?
✅ SPY: $865M block — borderline war crime
✅ NVDA: $582M — AI dreams never sleep
✅ MSFT: $543M — enough to buy a new planet
💥 The Takeaway?
These block trades matter because they show what the billionaires are plotting while you were blowing your fingers off with illegal fireworks.
👉 Next week’s CPI will either validate them or make them look like the clown car of Wall Street.
Drop your roast below — will Big Money be right, or will they get rug-pulled harder than a crypto influencer? 🚨
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