TARIFFGEDDON: TRUMP TORCHES MARKETS 👇🐋👀

Dow dumps 500 pts, Tesla nosedives, and Trump threatens everyone with tariffs. Is this trade war 2.0 or just another Monday?

Trump just reignited the trade war—and the market threw a fit.
✅ 25% tariffs on Japan & South Korea
✅ Tesla crushed as Musk goes full political rogue
✅ Dow tanks 500 pts, Nasdaq bleeding tech

We’re breaking down all the juicy chaos: who's getting slapped, which stocks are screaming, and why Aug. 1 is your new red-circle-on-the-calendar day.
Click in—before the next tweet nukes your portfolio. 👇