💥 Nasdaq Hits Record, Wall Street Shrugs Off Tariff Tantrum

Tech leads the charge again as investors brush off Trump’s latest tariff bomb. Meme stocks pop, Powell chatter fades, and the crypto crowd celebrates a $4T milestone.

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Markets are rising, Powell’s seat is safe (for now), and Wall Street is acting like tariffs don’t matter.

Nasdaq just hit another record. The S&P locked in a weekly win. Meme stocks are flying — $OPEN up 170% on the week. And crypto? Just topped $4T. Meanwhile, Chevron just scored a generational oil win, and Waller is gunning for Powell’s job.

Netflix disappointed, CRISPR exploded, and consumers are still swiping.

If you missed this week’s market chaos, we break it all down — with hot takes, not fluff.