Missiles, Markets & Meme Stocks: Wall Street Shrugs Off World War III (For Now)

Iran fired, oil collapsed, Tesla soared — and Powell might just cut rates next. Welcome to Monday on Wall Street. 🤯📉📈

Boom 💥 — but make it polite. Iran launched some missiles, missed U.S. bases, and basically said “we’re done.” Stocks loved it. Oil hated it.

In today’s premium T&G recap, we break down: ✅ Why this ‘fake war scare’ rallied risk assets 📈
✅ Energy got dunked, but tech + Tesla took flight 🚀
✅ What the Fed might say as Powell testifies to Congress 👀
✅ Which sectors quietly moved while headlines screamed

🎯 Don’t miss this market mood swing — from panic to pump in 24 hours. We’ve got the full story, and how to play it.

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